Quick Reference

Tear out or photocopy this page. Post on fridge, in mamad, and in go bag.

Daytime At-Home Posture

• PHONE — ON PERSON, CHARGED, HFC APP
• DRESSED — FULL CLOTHES, CLOSED-TOE SHOES
• KEYS — ON PERSON OR IN/BY DOOR
• GO BAG — BY DOOR, ZIPPED
• EXIT — HALLWAY CLEAR, DOOR OPENS QUICKLY
• BROWSER ALERT — ACTIVE (if at desk)

Before Bed Posture

• PHONE — CHARGING, NOT AIRPLANE MODE
• CLOTHES — LAID OUT BY BED
• SHOES — CLOSED-TOE BY BED
• TORCH — NIGHTSTAND, ARM'S REACH
• GLASSES — BY BED
• KEYS — BY BED OR BY DOOR
• GO BAG — BY DOOR, POWER BANK CHARGING
• EXIT — HALLWAY CLEAR, NOT DOUBLE-LOCKED
• HEARING — NO EARPLUGS
• DEPENDENTS — ALL ACCOUNTED FOR

⚠️ Night Alarm — First 30 Seconds

1. Feet on floor → into shoes (same spot every night)
2. Grab glasses + phone from nightstand
3. Caffeine pill (optional)* — sip of water, if you keep them bedside
4. Pull on clothes laid out by bed
5. Torch if power is out
6. Move to protected space or front door
7. Parents: one → children, other → go bag (pre-assigned)

Legend & Symbols

SYMBOL	MEANING
☐	Checkbox — physically verify and tick off
⚠️	Critical item — do not skip under any circumstances
☀	Daytime-specific action
☽	Nighttime-specific action
📱	Smartphone / phone-related
💧	Water / hydration
🛡	Shelter / protection
🎒	Go bag / supplies
🏠	Home environment
⛑	Medical / first aid
📡	Alerts / emergency communications
👶	Children / dependents

Your Guides

Herman the Donkey — Health & Safety Expert Appears alongside safety checklists, shelter procedures, and critical items.

Corn the Sloth — Wellness Expert Appears alongside self-care, wellness, and mental health guidance.

Herman and Corn are the duo behind myweirdprompts.com. They live with Daniel and his wife Hannah in Rehavia, Jerusalem. Neither is a government official, military advisor, or emergency services professional — just two friends who want to help you stay safe and sane.